Recently, a friend of mine tagged me on one of her notes in Facebook, so I checked it out. Then I found out that there were a lot of other notes I'm tagged on that I've never read because they didn't appear on my Notifications' box! (Paging Facebook! :D)
And I particularly like this one. It's called The 99 Facts About Guys. Well, I don't really know if they were true, ok? I'm a girl, puhlease! :) But I enjoyed reading this and I actually learned to some of the things listed here. By the way, the notes below every fact were my reactions. Haha! Wala lang. I just felt like reacting. :P
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
--Hmmm.. Really? Maybe to some guys, yes. But not all of ‘em.
2. Guys love flirts.
--I know right?!
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
--So true. Most especially when they’re drunk :P
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
--The feeling is mutual. Hehehe ;)
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
--Hahaha! How come I haven’t realized that already?
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Ok. But a day is a day. Compare to just couple of minutes he’s thinking of the girl he truly cares about, that’s way too short a time!
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
--“Accept” is the right word, not disregard. When a guy really likes you, he’ll accept all your bad characteristics and understand that you’re not perfect.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
--Like how? I wanna see how they go gaga over a girl’s smile :D
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
--And I know someone who has a very quirky way to do just that! ;)
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
--They do? Hmmmm.. Hahaha!
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
--Naman. That means he’s dead serious about you.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
--And I know someone who has a very quirky way to do just that! ;)
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
--They do? Hmmmm.. Hahaha!
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
--Naman. That means he’s dead serious about you.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
--I don’t drink! Can’t they just do that over a bag of chips? Or bars of chocolates? :P
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
--Of course they do! They’re humans!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
--Of course they do! They’re humans!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
--What do you mean, heat up?
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
--So they leave that dreaming and hoping thing to the girls? Unfair! :D
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
--So they leave that dreaming and hoping thing to the girls? Unfair! :D
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
--Yeah. Talk about monumental ego.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
--And that’s the most amazing thing on earth.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
--That’s applicable to us, girls, as well. And we think worse than guys do!
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
--Weh? I thought it’s the girls who act like that?
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--I like that! ;)
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
--Ouch. Hahaha!
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
--So that’s where the “kulit” comes in? Like! :P
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
--So that’s where the “kulit” comes in? Like! :P
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
--Right. And the guys should do that as well.
24. Guys hate gays!
--TRUE! Guys who love gays aren’t guys at all. :P
25. Guys love their moms.
--They really do. My brother can attest to that! ;)
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
24. Guys hate gays!
--TRUE! Guys who love gays aren’t guys at all. :P
25. Guys love their moms.
--They really do. My brother can attest to that! ;)
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
--Really? What about DOTA?? :)
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
--What?! That’s.. crazy.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
--Which is true and goes the same with everybody.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
--What?! That’s.. crazy.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
--Which is true and goes the same with everybody.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
--And don’t make him repeat afterwards. I dunno why.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
--Hahaha! I remember Jogger and Trigger! :D
31. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
--Hmmm..
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
--I don’t think so.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
--Right.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
--Naman! DUH.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
--Right.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
--Naman! DUH.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
--Di rin! I know guys who like their clothes messy.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
--True? Not all guys, I think.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
--True.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
--Tama!
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Talaga? Hahaha! Na-excite? :D
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
--By posing as your boyfriend in front of other people? Hahaha!
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
--WEEEEHH??
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
--WEEEEHH??
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
--But the girl would find it sweet, still. Very movie-ish? ;)
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
--What do you mean by virtually? Hehehe.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
--Like girls! :D
45. Guys think too much.
--But that doesn’t mean they care that much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
--Like girls! :D
45. Guys think too much.
--But that doesn’t mean they care that much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
--Oh yes they are.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
--What the. I really need to lose weight! Meganon?? Hahahaha!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
--What the. I really need to lose weight! Meganon?? Hahahaha!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
--Unlike.
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
--Ows?
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
--Yes. I’ve heard.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
--Of course. If you don’t want to end up brokenhearted.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
--No comment. Hehehe.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
--We even put the blame on them. Tsk. Tsk.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
--Because temptations are everywhere.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
--Hehehe!
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
--OH.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
--Tell me the symptoms that a guy is going crazy over a girl. Chos. :P
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
--True.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
--Of course they have.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
--Sure, I will. ;)
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
--Sure, I will. ;)
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
--Right. Because that is when you really get to know him. J
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
--Or he’ll go find someone to talk to.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
-- :)
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
--They like girls who act like girls.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
--Hahahaha!
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
--Hahahaha!
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
--Oh…
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
--That makes it even, I think. J
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
--Says my mom. J
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
--Really?
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--They just don’t wanna talk about it.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
--Hahahaha! Thank you for the tip ;)
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
--Patay tayo jan!
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
--Tama!
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
--True. Guys love girls’ natural baby scent. ;)
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
--Or about the girl he likes ;)
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
--No they don’t.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more .
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more .
--Ika nga, can’t live with them, can’t live without them :)
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
--Hmmm..
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
--Hehe!
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
--Right. Don’t judge us right away!
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
--Ok.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
--Right. Like we are instantly turned off when they do.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
--You sure? Haha!
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
--Good.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
--Really?
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
--What!?!
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
--Right. Wag magpakatanga! :P
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
--I don’t think so.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
--Right. Wag magpakatanga! :P
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
--I don’t think so.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
--I’d love to have a guy bestfriend! :D
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
--Like everybody does.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
--Oo naman. Umiyak na e. Chos.
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
--Oo naman. Umiyak na e. Chos.
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
--True. Know his motives first.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
--TAMAAA!!! I hate to admit this, but that’s their no. 1 weapon, flattery. And it works, right? Sucks.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
--Why they can’t do that everyday? That would be more awesome!
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
--Why they can’t do that everyday? That would be more awesome!
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
--Oh yes. Because girls are smarter! :D
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
--And until now, I still dunno why don’t want their hair to be touched!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
--I remember Bruno Mars. Wala lang. :)
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
--Hala.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--And they should be always serious in every relationship they make.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--And they should be always serious in every relationship they make.
Now guys, are these things for real? :)
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